Rhetorical Questions You Ask Non-Verbal Fluffballs You're Puppy-Sitting

Are you gunna pee? Or are you just sniffing?

What are you eating? HEY. What's in your mouth?

Can you come here? Do you know I'm speaking to you?

Why are you biting me, hm?

Are you pooping or sitting?

Do you wanna go out? Come on. We're going out. Where are you going?

Hold still. Hold still. Holdstillholdstill.

Do you want to sit with me? Come here. You're sitting with me.

HOW ARE YOU SO CUTE?! I LOVE YOUUU- HEY! Stop that.