the title is dedicated to kayla, who is apparently having hallucinations about her phone.
so today is a day dedicated to fasting. it's not something that i was going to include at all in the blog, but i'm taking a quick moment to blog before i study philosophy. and what is going on besides work? mostly the fasting today. so as i sit staring at kayla, who's curled up on the armchair like a baked honey ham with green all-stars on, i think to myself how sweet breakfast will be tomorrow morning. i think after i go to breakfast, i'm going to go to IHOP and have second breakfast. see, i'm not really going to, but wouldn't that be hobbit? yeah. yeah, it would.
there's this kid that goes to IWU who looks strikingly like cameron from ferris bueller's day off. it's like cameron with a hint of dustin hoffman. every time i see him, i just want to say, "call me sir!" but... he wouldn't get it. so as he sits a couple tables away in mcconn, i blog about him instead. just think about that every time you sit in a coffee shop: what if someone's blogging about me? what person from a cult classic do i remind them of? and why aren't they studying for their philosophy midterm?
as i sit here reading Bethany's blog i think to myself... is this thing still logged in.......????? YES!
This is Kayla, phantom vibrating straight into Bethany"s blog!
BOSS!
shoot, she's back.
peace homies, keep it real and don't eat veal.
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