one day

my kid'll be like, "mom, what was the deal with fake mustaches?"

and I'll be like, "I dunno, it was just a thing"

and my kid'll be like, "Ewww."

I know because one day

I was like, "Mom, what was the deal with real mustaches?"

and she was like, "I dunno, it was just a thing"

and I was like, "Ewww."