McConn McQuotes from McJohns, McLarson, McSchroer, McConner

"Every morning I wake up and think, 'How lame can I be today?'" -Michaelous Conner

Emily: "My wrinkles are worse!"

Anne: "My wrinkles HAVE wrinkles!"

Emily: "My wrinkles say I'm getting married 6 times!"

"May the force be with toi." -Allison Schroer (Star Wars and French in one quote... impressive)

"I'm always going to have medium on me -- why can't we just accept that?" -Anne Johns

Anne: "He stripped his pants off!"

Bethany: "HOW did this happen?"

Mike: "Anne and I... we had a misunderstanding..."