hyperbole isn't even possible

I can't express how much work I have to do. It's inexpressible. I've never heard anyone tell me they had this much work. I've never encountered this much work. I genuinely might have to re-take a couple classes if I don't get all this done.

I'm not upset! I'm just so overwhelmed that my emotions have gone on screensaver mode. My brain is a dead man walking.

I am a small bug under a piano. If someone could play Rhapsody in Blue whilst I leak my little bug juices, I would appreciate it.