Mornin' 24/7

"Hey," "Hi," and "What's up" are all good and fine. But when I see people, I love to say "MORNin'!" I literally get disappointed when the clock strikes noon. What am I s'posed to say? "Afternoon"?? I'm not a Walmart greeter. All I want in life is to say "mornin'" to people I know. That's all I want. So, you know what? I'm going to start saying "mornin'" no matter the time of day. I'm a junior. I can do whatever I want. I haven't dropped anything in Baldwin yet. I haven't fallen on the ice yet. I've still got a couple drops of dignity in the bottom of the bottle to dish out. Perfect.